The Grinch Card
Just so we're clear, The Grinch didn't actually hate Christmas. He hated people. Which is fair.
$5.50
I Love You More Than Annoyed Card
I love you even more than I am annoyed by you.
Which is a lot.
$5.00
Tree OCD Card
I never knew I had OCD until I let the kids put ornaments on the tree.
$5.50